… almost as much as he appears to hate bathroom breaks.Īmazon, while a literal trillion-dollar company, is not known for treating its employees very nicely. #SBLIV /RhOduXk8Qd- Jeff Bezos February 3, 2020 I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% biggest fan. Photo: Chris Carroll/Corbis via Getty Images I don’t know what this says about him, but I feel obligated to show it to you. Apparently, while Sanchez’s brother leaked her and Bezos’s real private texts to the gossip rag, the “dick pic” he showed them was taken from a pornographic website. It featured alleged correspondence from the Enquirer’s top editor claiming that among the Bezos photos in their possession was a “below the belt selfie - otherwise colloquially known as a ‘d*ck pick.’” However, a recent Bloomberg article reports that this is untrue. In a masterful PR move, Bezos got ahead of the story by publishing a Medium essay that laid out what he described as the publication’s “extortion and blackmail” attempt. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.” Alive girl, indeed! I am in love with you,” he reportedly wrote. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. “I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in.
Speaking of dicks, the Amazon founder had sexts he allegedly sent to his girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez, exposed by the National Enquirer in 2019. Like many of his celebrity brethren, he’s been caught up in a sexting scandal. One Twitter user called Bezos’s ship “a giant flaming space dildo,” while Stephen Colbert quipped, “If this was on a CBS show, we’d have to blur it.” (Blue Origin CEO Bob Smith suggested Branson isn’t really going into space, telling the New York Times, “We wish him a great and safe flight, but they’re not flying above the Karman line and it’s a very different experience.”). Bezos hoped to be the first billionaire to leave Earth, but Richard Branson just announced that he’ll beat him, as he’s taking a Virgin Galactic flight on July 11. After Blue Origin released video of their first flight in 2015, Recode observed that the billionaire had launched a “real-life version of ‘Austin Powers’ penis rocket.”Įarlier this month, the dick-shaped rockets made the news once again, after Bezos announced that on July 20, he would go on an 11-minute Blue Origin flight to space. I can see it already: Jeff Bezos’s descendents pulling a reverse Elysium, with a vast empire of space sweatshops, hidden away from the watchful eyes of pesky earthling regulators.Įvery few years or so, there is a “Jeff Bezos’s rocket looks like a dong” news cycle. “By the way, I believe that … in that time frame, we will move all heavy industry off of Earth, and Earth will be zoned residential and light industry,” he continued. That’s the world that I want my great-grandchildren’s great-grandchildren to live in,” Bezos said during a 2018 interview on why he considers Blue Origin the most important thing he’s done in life. “The solar system could easily support a trillion humans, and if we had a trillion humans, we would have a thousand Einsteins and a thousand Mozarts, and unlimited, for all practical purposes, resources, from solar power and so on. He has a truly terrifying vision of space colonization. Jeff Bezos accepts award, eats iguana at Explorers Club gala /3WiX5AkezJ- Bloomberg March 12, 2018 He was in attendance to accept the Buzz Aldrin Space Exploration Award. But there is so much more to the rich tapestry of Jeff Bezos’s mind, and we at Intelligencer are here to tell you all about it.īezos was snapped taking a nibble of the large herbivorous lizard at the Explorers Club Annual Dinner in 2018. Or maybe you find yourself singing the Bo Burnham song every time a Prime van careens down your block. If you’re a real intellectual, you might know him best as the owner of the Washington Post. This has many people wondering: Who exactly is Jeffrey Preston Bezos? You might be familiar with his work at Amazon: He’s the company’s founder and, as of July 5, its former CEO.
In July, Bezos plans to blast off on a rocket built by his space exploration company, Blue Origin. The billionaire space race is heating up, and Jeff Bezos aims to be first across the finish line.
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